A couple's budgeting (lol)

[FRDGAL]

Had this sent to me. Thought it was funny...

"My girlfriend told me that we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending:

$65.00 on make-up
$150 for a cut & colour
$30 for a manicure
$40 for a pedicure
$50 on vitamins
$300 on clothes
and $600 for a gym membership

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for!

I'm now single again.."

Krissy

[I6corp]

Bwahaha that is the best line ever:

"That was what the beer was for"

[uranium_death]

The idea around budgeting is that family members DISCUSS major expenditure e.g. 600 bucks gym membership.

The lady was a superficial fool if I may say so, as she should realise it shouldn't matter how she looks.

Everybody needs their pleasure. As a non-alcoholic, if I was told to quit beer I'd tell that person to get ****** without remorse!

She probably paid some nong to cut her bum hair as well so he **** didn't sweat so much.

Arrgh, can't stand it! Damn I get angry.

[FRDGAL]

Originally Posted by uranium_death

The idea around budgeting is that family members DISCUSS major expenditure e.g. 600 bucks gym membership.

The lady was a superficial fool if I may say so, as she should realise it shouldn't matter how she looks.

Everybody needs their pleasure. As a non-alcoholic, if I was told to quit beer I'd tell that person to get ****** without remorse!

She probably paid some nong to cut her bum hair as well so he **** didn't sweat so much.

Arrgh, can't stand it! Damn I get angry.

Huh? :

[Shonky]

whoa... dude needs a punching bag...

:

[fiery]

Seen this once or twice before (no, not on here) ... still makes me chuckle :

uranium_death : it was a joke thing.. you know, like those things you get in emails!!!! :

[XPfalcon170]

very funny mate

[FRDGAL]

Originally Posted by fiery

uranium_death : it was a joke thing.. you know, like those things you get in emails!!!! :

My fault. I should have mentioned it was a joke but I just assumed people would get it. Anyway, uranium_death it's an email joke mate

[TZENU]

LMAO!!!!! good stuff

[TheChemist]

Originally Posted by uranium_death

The idea around budgeting is that family members DISCUSS major expenditure e.g. 600 bucks gym membership.

The lady was a superficial fool if I may say so, as she should realise it shouldn't matter how she looks.

Everybody needs their pleasure. As a non-alcoholic, if I was told to quit beer I'd tell that person to get ****** without remorse!

She probably paid some nong to cut her bum hair as well so he **** didn't sweat so much.

Arrgh, can't stand it! Damn I get angry.

like the hulk? groooooooooooooar!

[Ruger]

i know someone whos girlfriend blew up at him for buying a cai (a whole $150 worth!) and then she went out and got $700 hair extensions. i nearly shot myself when i heard that.

[Ultimate]

Lmao Great

[uranium_death]

ahh ok.

Well, I'm glad it isn't real.

I'm in a mood today.

Sorry about that!

[Jeeepers]

Originally Posted by FRDGAL_AU6

Had this sent to me. Thought it was funny...

"My girlfriend told me that we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending:

$65.00 on make-up
$150 for a cut & colour
$30 for a manicure
$40 for a pedicure
$50 on vitamins
$300 on clothes
and $600 for a gym membership

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for!

I'm now single again.."

Krissy

Pure Gold. But gee, I wonder why he's single again? : : :

[pauljh74]

He should have sent her here:

http://www.videoklips.com/gallery/comedy/WIFESCHOOL

2.6MB video clip

[Pouki]

bahahah thats a classic love it