[Beastie]

Originally Posted by thefargo

if you used foil would your mobile phone still work?

what about something along the lines of the Peter Brock ioniser? have a charge on the vehicle, but a repelling (repulsive?) charge to repel the bugs?
if it repelled (?) water and dirt, you may never need to clean the car again; it would pay for itself in no time at all.

wouldn't be hard to do!

That's just a silly idea